cramp:

finding free wifi is the best thing ever

(via circumcising)

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

image

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July 27 2014
Baby: 

P-p-p...


Dad: 

Papa? Say Papa!


Baby: 

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


 

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be


 

A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)


 

Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun


 

And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun


 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh


 

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got


 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,


 

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got


 

Can't read my,


 

Can't read my


 

No he can't read my poker face


 

(she's got me like nobody)


 

Can't read my


 

Can't read my


 

No he can't read my poker face


 

(she's got me like nobody)


 

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


 

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


 

I won't tell you that I love you


 

Kiss or hug you


 

Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin


 

I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning


 

Just like a chick in the casino


 

Take your bank before I pay you out


 

I promise this, promise this


 

Check this hand cause I'm marvelous


 

Can't read my,


 

Can't read my


 

No he can't read my poker face


 

(she's got me like nobody)


 

Can't read my


 

Can't read my


 

No he can't read my poker face


 

(she's got me like nobody)


 

Can't read my,


 

Can't read my


 

No he can't read my poker face


 

(she's got me like nobody)


 

Can't read my


 

Can't read my


 

No he can't read my poker face


 

(she's got me like nobody)


 

Can't read my,


 

Can't read my


 

No he can't read my poker face


 

(she's got me like nobody)


 

Can't read my


 

Can't read my


 

No he can't read my poker face


 

(she's got me like nobody)


 

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


 

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


 

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


 

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


 

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


 

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face


 

(Mum mum mum mah)


tupacabra:

that baby ain’t cute? push it back in

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knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

(via circumcising)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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